Blame It On The Boogie

Hello again, I hope all is well with you and that you have had nice couple of weeks. I have had another pretty busy fortnight myself and as a result the time just seems to have flown by. Talking of which this weekend sees the clocks go back and so the official end of British Summertime. It would seem that different people have different ways of using the extra hour we get. I spoke to one mate who was excited because he would get an extra hour to party on Saturday night and another mate who was equally as excited to get an extra hour in bed asleep. However you choose to spend your additional sixty minutes use it wisely this weekend is my advice.

Neil Quigley Presenter
Neil Quigley Presenter

I am actually on a Stag Do this weekend, so the chances are that I will be spending my extra hour drinking and dancing in a London club. So at least I will not be wasting it. I am really looking forward to it. It has been quite a while since I have been out with all my mates. And because it is one of my best friends that is getting married, we have similar interests and tastes. So the plans happen to include everything I like to do as well. Result. We are going to watch a football match first, then we are going for a meal at a nice Italian Restaurant, before heading off to a comedy club and then finishing the evening in an 80’s and 90’s bar. Which just happens to be easy walking distance from the hotel where we are staying. I will tell you all about it in a couple of weeks as there might well be a few other surprises on the way that the Stag does not know about yet, which we do. So obviously I can’t say any more at the minute. I do not want to be accused of doing what Michel Roux Junior did to the Great British Bake Off Final. It will be a lot of fun though that I can say for sure.

Beer
Beer

The England football team have qualified for the World Cup Final’s in Brazil next year after their recent victories over Montenegro and Poland. I was actually in working at Wembley Stadium the day after the Poland game and the atmosphere around the place was great. The Football Association are based there, so there were a lot of very happy people around and it felt fantastic to be involved with it all. I am still doing quite a bit of work behind the scenes there at the minute, which is great fun. Not least because you never know who you might bump into next there.

England Changing Room
England Changing Room

In the last week a TV presenter who was very much part of my childhood celebrated his birthday. That man was the legend that is Timmy Mallet. I have to confess that as a kid I did love The Wide Awake Club and Wacaday. And thinking about it now Mallet’s Mallet although it did ultimately involve being hit on the head with a foam hammer. Did have some educational value and possibly encouraged us to improve our vocabulary and sharpen our minds to reply quickly in conversations. It would be interesting to see how many former contestants of the game actually went on to do very well in their English GCSE’s. Over the years I have been lucky enough to meet Timmy on a couple of occasions. He is exactly as you see him on the television enthusiastic, lively and entertaining as well as being very friendly and nice. He is a top fella. He did some special radio shows for a station I was working at and I co-produced a couple of them. He was also brilliant to work with to, so good and talented. I did get the chance to wish him a happy birthday for which he did then thank me for. Which is something I never saw happening when I was ten year’s old and watching him on TV during the school holidays.

Neil Quigley
Neil Quigley

I have mentioned my use of Twitter before. I like it and think it is a fun way of staying in touch with people and having a laugh about life in general or certain TV programmes. In fact it is a great additional tool to use when watching the X-factor. I find it really does enhance my enjoyment seeing other peoples opinions on what I am also watching. And bare in mind that I do follow a lot of comedians. They always seem have lots of amusing observations to share. So I see it as a light hearted and fun place to communicate with people you like, and use it as a promotional noticeboard for things you or your friends might be doing. That I have to confess is why I find it hard to understand how some people treat it from time to time. If you dislike a celebrity or are making a joke about them or criticising them I think if you just write their name. That is kind of like having a chat with your mates and making that point about the person in question. Which I think is all right as long as it is not libelous. But it is when people do that but include their @ twitter handle in it. For as far I can see no reason other that to just be nasty or offensive, it is wrong. To me that is like walking up to that person in the street and saying it straight to their face. Which I personally think is totally unnecessary and pointless. I have seem some of the abuse that celebrities on the social networking site have been subject to and as far as I am concerned that is not what it is for. It is just there to follow people you like, see what they are up to, interact and have fun. And to keep in contact with friends.

Neil Quigley with Christopher Biggins
Neil Quigley with Christopher Biggins

A discussion I was having with a good friend of mine in the week reminded me about some of the things I used to do in my early career. When I was starting to go out do disco’s for the first time. It was when I was a volunteer at Stoke Mandeville Hospital Radio. To help with fundraising, to keep the station on air me and some of my colleagues used to go and and perform at parties for a donation to the charity. As these built up we started to slowly add more and more things to the act. As we were giving our time for free. We did always make sure we had a good time and enjoyed ourselves to. And for that reason there were normally three or four of us who all went out together to events. Now I am not totally sure where it came from but somebody introduced a props box. Which among other things contained an Indian head dress, a construction workers hat, a policeman’s helmet and a cowboy hat. It also had in it some Afro style wigs. This led to us actually getting a bit of a reputation for and even receiving requests to perform are legendary YMCA and Blame it on The Boogie routines. We did these dances at so many parties and concerts over the years. I am worried that some video footage of one of those routines will appear at some point. So far it hasn’t but that is not to say it won’t in the future.

Neil Quigley
Neil Quigley

I have to confess I am still watching and enjoying this series of Strictly Come Dancing. Since we spoke last Vanessa Feltz and Julien Maconald have both left the show. Which means the couple I am supporting Sophie Ellis-Bextor and Brendan Cole are still very much in and in fact seem to be near the top of the leader board every week. It is such a good fun and entertaining show. As is the week day spin off It Takes Two. Which kind of sucks you in further to the whole thing. It is actually wanting to make me learn to dance despite the disaster of my previous one and only salsa class. Which was not pretty. I think I would need to be working at least nine hours a day with a professional dancer just like the celebrities are on the show to stand any chance of being able to put at least a couple of steps together.

The latest series of Newsjack ended on Radio 4 Extra on Thursday evening with me again having some of my material recorded for the show. There is something very thrilling about having your jokes read out to a live studio audience and then getting that instant reaction back from them. There will be a new series of the topical news show next year.

BBC Radio Theatre
BBC Radio Theatre

In the week I was having a twitter conversation with the TV Channel Gold that ended with them saying that I have a lovely sense of humour. Which is now a quote I intend using on any promotional material for my future stand up comedy gigs. Neil Quigley – “He has a lovely sense of humour” – Gold TV

There is currently an outside chance that I could me making a one off cameo appearance on stage in a play next month. I can’t say any more at the moment but if it does actually look like it is happening, I will let you know.

Neil Quigley
Neil Quigley

Have fun and we will catch up again in a couple of weeks. Cheers Neil.

Have A Nice Day

Hi there, how are you doing? I trust the last couple of weeks have treated you well and you enjoyed the last bit of nice weather before the Indian Summer turned into the English Autumn literally overnight. Which has led me to finally accept that winter is on its way and it means I have looked out my big coat to wear. Which I have not actually needed since about April I think. I am already getting fed up of people telling me how many weeks and shopping days there are until Christmas. I already know. It is the same amount every year. Just tell me when there is only one day left and I will do all my present buying then. Like I always do.

Neil Quigley Presenter
Neil Quigley Presenter

The other Sunday I was lucky enough to be working behind the scenes and backstage at Wembley Stadium. When the NFL came to London for the first of two International Series American Football games they have taking place there this year. It was the Minnesota Vikings against the Pittsburgh Steelers in an AFC North League Match. It was a sell out with the tickets all going as soon as they were released. There were quite a few celebrities watching the game. I spotted Vernon Kay, Greg Rutherford and the comedian Milton Jones. I later found out that Cheryl Cole was there but unfortunately I did not see her.
I also managed to watch the pre-game entertainment while stood in the tunnel area . It featured  Tinie Tempah who certainly lived up to his name when he had finished his set and walked past me. He is very short. In fact any eagle eyed viewers of Sky Sports coverage of the event may have seen me standing behind the singer when he was being interviewed after he came off stage. Then singing the American National Anthem before the game was Kiss frontman Gene Simmons. Who was very friendly, nice and down to earth backstage happily posing with anyone who wanted a photo and actually going to get his own food from the canteen after his work was done. The noise and the fireworks as the two teams came out was insane. I am not sure if I have ever seen at atmosphere like it at a sporting event. And I had a great vantage point from where I was standing. Finally on the way out I did get to see and have a quick word with a lot of the Steelers players though I have to confess as I am not their biggest fan I could not tell you who any of them were, so I may have been speaking to some of the biggest sports stars in America without having a clue. To be fair to them they were probably more interested in their huge boxes of takeaways they were carrying back to there coach than me anyway. It was a great fun event and if you get the chance to go to an NFL game in England my advice would be to definitely go.

NFL takes over Wembley
NFL takes over Wembley

Some relatives of mine were over from Australia recently. So we had a big family party so we could meet up with them and have a good catch up. Obviously with them living on the other side of the world we do not meet up very often, in fact one of them I had probably not seen for about twenty-five years. It was interesting hearing their views and opinions on places they had visited while in the UK. Which we may be sometimes take for granted and do not always appreciate how good they really are. It was great hearing about Australia to. How things work there over there with regards to education, communities and the odd  fact that during parts of the year the country has three different time zones. Then the conversation turned to how many animals and creatures over there can kill you. Which would appear to be most of them if you are not careful. Though they did tell us the best way to catch Black Widow spiders in a jar. Which is something I never plan on trying. Despite the obvious dangers it has made me decide that I would very much like to visit them and the country at some point in the future.

Neil Quigley is ready for Australia
Neil Quigley is ready for Australia

I am looking forward to my duties as an Usher at my mate’s wedding next month. Last weekend we went to be measured and fitted for our suits for the big day. I always find it a little unnerving when the gentlemen who work in those sort of places can just look at you and tell you what size you are from just doing that. I actually do go shopping for my own clothes and still could not actually tell you what size I am. It was good fun getting dressed up and finding out that we all needed bigger waist sized trousers than we thought we did. My mates wife to be was there overseeing matters. I guess just to make sure we did not all turn up in clowns suits or something. But I think when she actually saw him dressed up in some wedding attire the whole thing suddenly became very real and it kind of hit her that she would be getting married in five weeks time. We however at this point were focusing more on the Stag Do in a fortnights time, so that is mostly what we were talking about and getting excited about.

It is another cracking series of Newsjack on BBC Radio 4 Extra at the moment, with some really good and funny topical sketches and observations. I have had some of my jokes recorded for the show this time round but they have not quite made the final edit as yet this run. But with two weeks still left to go I am still optimistic that I will achieve this accolade by the end of this run. It is very a good laugh writing a whole host of one liner jokes every week for it. For a sample of these at any time of the year you can always follow me on Twitter I am simply @NeilQuigley

Neil Quigley
Neil Quigley

I am really enjoying this year’s Strictly Come Dancing. Every year you do get to know the professional dancers better and as they get more confident their personalities come out more which seems to draw you into the show even further. So they become an even bigger part of the show. Plus I think that the combination of the different characters within the celebrities this year is really good. All have their own traits and quirks which makes them all pretty likeable and interesting while giving you enough information so you can easily decide who are your favourites. Great to see the couple I am supporting this year of Sophie Ellis-Bextor and Brendan Cole doing so well their Charleston last week was amazing for what was only week two of the competition. I am a little disappointed though that my favourite professional dancer Aliona Vilani has already been voted out of the competition but I am assured she will still appear in a lot of the upcoming professional dances so I will still get to see her on my television on a Saturday and Sunday night.

Neil Quigley Doing Some Filming
Neil Quigley Doing Some Filming

You know when you get days where things do not quite go your way and you just have to put your hands up and accept it as just one of those days. Last week I was just working on my computer in the middle of doing something important when suddenly the hard disk drive failed and the whole thing stopped working. After some research on the good old trusty internet via my phone I discovered that this was a fatal issue and required me to actually buy a new one before I could get the computer going again. Then later that same evening I had arranged to meet a friend of mine at a lovely little proper country pub that I knew of. And that if I am honest I had not been to for a while. I then turned up at said pub and found myself in the car park in total darkness looking at a drinking establishment that had clearly been shut for a while. This led to an embarrassing phone conversation where I had to tell my friend that I had actually invited them to a place that no longer existed and could we change the location at very much the last minute. Which we did and it was fine and I had a good time. But it did top off what had not been one of my better days.

In other news I was walking down the High Street in the town where I live the other day when I just happened to walk past JK from Jamiroquai. He was buying some fresh fish from the market. Having lived in the area for such a long time now he really does just blend in brilliantly. As the place where I live is quite small, so pretty much everybody looks familiar to each other. So nobody really pays any attention to him. Which I think might be why he has stayed here for so long. That and the fact that his house is in a great location and is really nice. We do have quite a few famous faces in the area who you can randomly see around from time to time including one of my acting heroes David Jason. Who I have seen around and been in the same room as on a few occasions but sadly I have never spoken to him yet. I am delighted to hear that he is bringing back his character Granville for An Open All Hours Christmas Special this year. Seeing him act in a comedy used to be the highlight of my festive period for many years when he was still doing Only Fools and Horses. You just know it is going to be brilliant.

Neil Quigley in the Studio at Mix 96
Neil Quigley in the Studio at Mix 96

Have fun and we will catch up again in a couple of weeks. Cheers Neil.